"There's a whole forest of squirrels out there and I'm STUCK IN HERE!"

"There's a whole forest of squirrels out there and I'm STUCK IN HERE!" Red says while looking longingly out the window.

I can definitely identify! MB ought not to leave me so often.

There's lots more about Red and his new person's efforts to "train" him on his blog [can't find in 2019].

I think humans ought to admit that we dogs are training them too.

- Touille, who has been on this planet for years and is still trying to train one person, MB, who seems to be a slow learner