Pooping is very important, to humans and to canines, as well as to many other creatures. Ms. Armstrong has a poop story here which is not for the faint of heart.
- Touille, a small creature who has felt the pain of constipation, but not quite to the extent chronicled by Ms. Armstrong
MB's 2019 UPDATE: Heather Armstrong's Dooce Blog is still online, now including podcasts and more. I was able to update the above link so that all who desire to read about constipation and related matters may easily find the article and digest it, so to speak.
Touille wants us all to know that in heaven there is no constipation and no diarrhea. She will not speak about whether or not there is poop in heaven. Heavenly poop may or may not be the size of a cheeto. Touille maintains that one must enter the heavenly kingdom to receive detailed knowledge of such things.
- MB typed it for Touille on June 2, 2019
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