Quotations about dogs

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.
- Franklin P. Jones

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
- Ann Landers

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail.
- Fran Lebowitz

A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog.
- Jack London

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
- Rita Rudner

I kind of like the one by Rita Rudner. Even though I am not sure that I'm responsible for the ruination of MB's carpet. I think that she bears some responsibility!

- Touille (a very small dog)